Going to sleep now but I just want to vent a lil idk
I’m so stressed about school because I might fail classes
I rly can’t stand my voice
I feel like a huge disappointment a lot
And also a heartless bitch
Because I know I’m going to hurt a lot of people
And the longer this keep going the more painful it’ll be for them
I really low my new haircut tho bc I can look like a rly hot girl or a boy and I like that
And also I realized how fucking big my thighs are, like wow no sorry
But like its not like these things are often on my mind, theyre rly just subconscious I guess but they’re still there all the time and it’s horrible
Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS
YES
JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA
Okayso I’m about to throw up and i really don’t want to but like if I go to bed I might end up waking up and getting sick in the middle of the night?? Like my stomach doesn’t hurt I’m just legit on the verge of throwing up help how do I get it to stop???
Basically the only reason using tumblr on safari on this iPod is that my inbox is rly fucked up like u could send me a message and idk if I’d even see it
You know next seasons going to be painful to watch when the new characters real last name is ‘Hurt’
jJOHN HURT AS DOCTOR???? THE MOTHER FUCKING GREAT DRAGON FROM MOTHER FUCKING MERLIN????????????? HOLY
SHIT
IM
PISS
AND ALSO CRYING BC OF THAT EPISODE???
heLP???????????
lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:
if you’re feeling stupid remember that there are people who think that:
- dolphins are fish
- the earth is flat and is 2013 years old
- the sun is not a star
- a gram of rocks is heavier than a gram of feathers
- vegans get absolutely no protein
- the iluminati is active
- rape victims are asking for it
thanks lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions
I recently skyrocketed past 100 followers, and so decided it was time for a giveaway!
Prizes:
Horns and plushes and cookies and things! Who doesn’t love those?
First prize: One pair of mid-size horns, OR two pairs of small horns and the attaching mechanisms to keep them on your head under a wig, and two squiddle plushes in your choice of color AND a custom-made recipe for your choice of character OR pairing from any fandom of your choice, with as many cookies from the batch that I can fit in a tin.
Second prize: One pair of small horns and a squiddle plush or two mini-squiddles in your choice of color and a custom-made recipe for your choice of character or pairing from Homestuck, with as many cookies from the batch that I can fit in a tin.
Third prize: One custom-made recipe for your choice of character or pairing from Homestuck, with as many cookies from the batch as I can fit in a tin, plus one mini-squiddle in your choice of color.
Fourth prize: One squiddle plush or two mini-squiddles in your choice of color.
So what does that mean?
Mid-size horns include:
- Tavros
- Sollux/Mituna(By default, as they are two sets of small horns!)
- Meulin
- Porrim
- Latula
- Vriska/Aranea
- Equius/Horuss
- Gamzee/Kurloz
- Cronus/Dualscar
- Feferi/Meenah
- Erisolsprite
- Fefetasprite
- Callie-ohpeee
Small horns include:
- All three Vantases
- Nepeta
- Kanaya
- Terezi
Squiddles will be made out of soft and cushy fleece, and do come in most colors imaginable, and even some patterns! if you get a prize tier where you get two, then I can see about putting snaps or magnets in their tummies so they can tangle together, though they do do that well enough on their own!
In addition, if you are following me, you will get things! Bonus things! Mystery things!
The giveaway will end on July 1st, and I will use random.org to determine the winners. Likes and reblogs count, but please be kind to your followers!
basically the tenth doctor
there is literally nothing else you need to know about him
